May 2012
What I didn’t yet understand was the importance of taste and timing. Books are...
– Mark Haddon, The Right Words in the Right Order
I just don’t like a change of plans is all. [[MORE]]
I answered you 20 minutes after you texted me.. I just feel bad that like half of the stuff probably wont last for the three hour car ride down here, much less for the entire rest of the week. You don’t gotta worry about this part, you’ve been extremely helpful with setting up the limo and all of that, so just don’t...
If SOPA passes
Facebook user: oh well, it was fun while it lasted
Twitter user: guess I can't tweet anymore. that's too bad
Tumblr user: I'm going to steal the declaration of independence
Ohhhhhhmygod. Just found her tumblr. I know what...
she WOULD have fucking autoplay.
Sobbing about the dorky cuteness of this instead of finishing this fucking paper. So worth it.
frickingloki:
sassy-gay-karkat:
its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres
they still arent in new york
what
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Pre dinner arguments
Dad: I'm wearing my butcher shorts.
Mom: I'm telling you right now you're not wearing those.
Dad: Why not? No one sees the pants. They're under the table!
Mom: I give you ten seconds to stop being an idiot before I start swinging.
Mom: I don't know how Jesse got a voice, listen to how bad this is
Dad: Don't look at me.
Hadley: This is all my doing.